capitalists: MILLENNIALS SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON FRIVOLOUS BULLSHIT
also capitalists: why aren't millennials buying more diamonds ... we're going under ... please help
this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.
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to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
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Realistic Pokemons
i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever
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How….?
STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.
- Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
- He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
- He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
- he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
- then he was arrested again, and the above happened
- while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
- AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
- There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor